Yeah, that didn’t...um...work out.

From henceforth we shall refer to any screen set by Mr. Green as a Dick Pick and Roll.

Marriotts Of Fire

A big block of ice is an iceberg so that thing really should be called a Zoidberg.

it is in fact a colonial organism

Thes jokes died such a long time ago, grandpa.

They’ve got a death lineup. Possession dies with Melo. Possession dies with Rose. Noah’s knee dies. Porzingis’ career dies. Fans are dead inside. Lot of death all around.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

Hey, republicans buy basketball shoes too.

As the Thunder couldn’t even beat the team that couldn’t beat the team that won the title, I would invite Mr. Iguodala to take a seat. Any seat.

is half of this post meant to be facetious, because it makes no sense

I dunno. I think it’s pretty clear that you didn’t get the joke.

As a life-long Clevelander and Cleveland sports fan I just have one thing to say to Iguodala...

Then you weren’t better when it mattered. So... um yeah.

The Cavs would have roflstomped through them, where the Thunder match up favorably against the Warriors they don’t match up well against the Cavs. Just like the Cavs don’t truly match up well against the Warriors (just that Curry decided not to bother showing up, then Barnes hit snooze, and everyone else sort of…

It does if you enjoy sarcasm & snarky humor.

Thunder might have been better than the Warriors in the playoffs, but Cleveland matches up a lot better against Oklahoma than Golden State as evidenced by the 23 point blowout Cavs put on Thunder in OKC, a game that wasn’t even as close as that.

So does that mean Golden State wasn’t the best team in the NBA this season or last? No way would they have beaten the Cavs the first time around if Irving and Love were healthy.

Man, this shit just eats you up, doesn’t it? Bitter losers always find excuses. Your team took a big fat shit and couldn’t hang. Maybe they were too busy planning the parade? Maybe they were too busy calling LeBron a bitch? Maybe the they were too busy wondering if the Cleveland visitor’s locker room still smelled…

It’s hard to believe there’s a water shortage in California with all that crying. Take your anger out on Harrison Barnes. Bad officiating didn’t force Golden State to choke. Bad officiating also didn’t routinely send Curry’s layup attempts into the fifth row.