The distance at which J.R. Smith pulls up from the hoop can only be measured in area, not distance.

Eh, that’s overthinking. The Cavs are better with three All-Stars than with one (and Matthew Dellavedova).

The other night, when the Dubs set the record, the answer was “one”.

Well, I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind. Under a ridiculous pseudonym. In a virtual place where literally nothing is at stake. I don’t use the word “hero” often, but I consider myself the greatest hero in the history of America. (If America is, indeed, where I am from.)

Not that it’s likely to improve the writing, but at least LeBron is miles better as an actor than MJ.

You gotta apologize to Austin Rivers. This whole site does. They’ve given him shit his whole short career but he’s playing a hell of a game with one working eye tonight.

And is a veteran to boot.

No tie?!? We’re not savages, we’re British.

I agree with most of what you said, except the organized crime comment — we’ll have to agree to disagree. I think the show has a fantastic and interesting take on the crime ring bits, and I like seeing it as a backdrop for the greater AI conflict of the series.

But Miami was supposed to advance and destroy the Cavs who are in turmoil. THAT WAS THE NARRATIVE!

Poltermice.

The Griffin news sounds a lot like him or the team basically accepting defeat and shutting it down. I think the press release said there was no new damage to Griffin’s quad. So it feels like the kind of thing were he was willing to play through it when they had Paul and had a really good chance at reaching the WCF but…

Geez, Cleveland gets all the luck.

Fair. I lose this round. I’ll show myself out.

Anyone notice what a whiny baby Reggie Jackson has been in this entire series? You’re already the underdog, quit getting in the refs face. You wanna be the good guy? act like it

Sounds like something a progressive liberal would say, you progressive liberal.

You could see Dwight pump his fist under his shirt. Talk to Jay Wright about celebrating when you think there’s time left. If they WERE salty, it would be because he left too much time. Playing the warriors, you expect an attempted shot to go in.

I’m pretty sure the context of that Vine is that they’re about to give the ball back to Golden State at halfcourt with 2.7 seconds on the clock

There was time on the clock left.

Yeah, Stan! I get it, man! All those times in life when I went up against someone for whatever reason, and they completely schooled my ass in every conceivable sort of way (some even mocking or aggressively disrespecting me as they did it) and left me a shambling, barely-coherent wreck of a weak example of a 'human…