Worst. Rumspringa. Evar.

I love Billy, but I’m getting real tired of him feeling jaded and ripped off when 1. His concept, while funny, isn’t original and 2. He literally clearly has no clue how advertising works, brands will literally sit in boardrooms and go “what’s popular today? Oh, that’s trending? How can we play on that but for less…

“Trump voters, are you going to siddown in yer frunchroom and tell yer wives and dahturs dat you support some jagbag who thinks wimmin are two tits and a cooter?"

Oh, yeah, he’s special needs. He especially needs to have his cry-baby dick cut off.

That’s interesting! Tell us more! People who do this do not at all remind me of Mac from It’s Always Sunny!

Sure, but do you brandish it when you enter an occupied bathroom at a house party?

How about when you enter the bathroom pantsless/pocketless?

Apparently “geometric patterns” is a culture. It is populated by those people in your math problems who buy 70 watermelons and leave Dallas on trains travelling 60mph.

Sadly (and I really hate to say this)...I don’t think he has special needs...I think he is just from Wisconsin

I wish all the people with strollers in my neighborhood had their own fancy lane. And he married some one with whom he could have fun. So right now, he is still a-ok in my book

Sorry but I hate all those strollers too, especially the freakin’ double/triple/quadruple strollers. I want the people with strollers to walk in a designated lane too. And tourists to stop looking up and look where they’re going. Or not to completely stop in the middle of the sidewalk while I’m just hitting my…

Yes! A simple “Pardon Me” will go so far. Some moms think they’re Queen Sheba because they had a kid, but it’s like, we’re all just trying to live, man!

Stroller abusers do exist, and they use them like a weapon. Even against cars!

I fucking hate stroller people. I’m sure many of you use them in a way that is not abysmally rude to everyone around you, but many of you do. #NotAllStrollers. And, I’m sure Patrick Stewart said he wanted to do something about those “bloody prams”, not strollers.

Me reading this thread: this sounds like park slope, I bet it’s park slope.

I’m a straight married guy and I would also marry him given the chance.

HI ex NEIGHBOR!

After living in New York my whole life and spent a portion of it getting pummeled by parents shoving their way down the street in massive strollers I'm totally on board with this

As a fast walker I can sympathize with his viewpoint a bit, though I think the better way to go about it is to get silently and hyperbolically angry about it and then take it out on strangers on the internet.

You know what, I’m more than mildly annoyed by people with strollers, especially the kind of $1,000+ strollers that are wide as a tank, and the way they think they have priority over anyone else who dares to come into their vicinity and they won’t budge and will bump into your legs on purpose. They think they have…