You could approach her about if you want, but keep in mind you’re acting on lunch gossip you got from a friend of a friend who heard it from a “piece of shit” drug dealer. I guess if it’s true, you’re a good person for reaching out to her. If it’s not, you’re at least giving her a heads up that people in her circle…

It was 8th ave and 10th street, ages ago...before there was a difference between Park and Slope! Which was I?

And in his neighborhood, they insist on trying navigating these gigantic rolling barcaloungers through crowded little cafes and coffee shops. They use these strollers, containing their babies and toddlers, as battering rams. While it would seem to a civilized person that a simple, “Pardon me” would be the best way to…

I hear you, but he and that gal sure do seem to be in real love and have a lot of genuine fun together...and I used to live in that same neighborhood, and the stroller situation was OUT OF CONTROL and stroller pushers were really aggressive. I’m glad someone’s taking a stand.

Neptune is nowhere near exit 9!

Grandma??

Do you honestly think that “The Twist” was NOT played incessantly on the radio back then? Why do you think that?

Do you just specifically hate the “Whip” and the “Nae Nae?” Because dances have had specific names for centuries, but you refer to it as a “modern” phenomenon. Do you hate the Tarantella? The Virginia Reel? The Charleston? The Locomotion? The Hustle?

If you can’t see the distinction then you are not smart.

I once brought a falafel to the break room and the ensuing conversation between the receptionist and the CFO about the difference between “kosher” and “halal” was easily the most horrifyingly ignorant, insensitive and appalling frightfest I’ve ever had the horror of witnessing/hearing.

That third sentence is really giving me problems.

I’m sure your parents’ caregivers only have wonderful things to say about them.

They should have the same rule as those steakhouses with the crazy “enormous steak is free if you can eat it” challenges...if you can’t finish the whole thing, you have to pay the full price for it.

The one time I actually walked right off a job in the middle of my shift was at the FAO Schwarz in Water Tower Place in Chicago. Policy for all cashiers, no matter what (they told us), was to get a manager to complete the transaction if a customer presented a $100 or larger bill. I worked there for a while before this…

I wonder too why the guy cares how they ring it up..because Starbucks famously does not have a limit on their free birthday drinks, as this is one of many articles about people who have engineered ridiculous concoctions to try to “beat the record” of most expensive free birthday drink.

YES! I wonder that every time I see this story...

Like...maaayyyybeeee give yourself one birthday a month?? I mean, if you’re going to be a schnorrer, at least don’t be a schmuck about it.