Strollers have gotten pretty damn wide, though, you must admit.

You know what, I’m okay with that idea. Hear me out - there’s nothing like being hurried along by the wheels of a stroller while you’re walking through Disneyland because a parent wants to get their kid to a parade or ride. Not only does it hurt when someone rams a damn stroller into your legs, you are also on the…

I’m such a naif I thought he was gonna come out sharp looking, but still black.

What is wrong with you? “Help us find this guy” is code for “inundate this man with harassment, threats, attention, etc.” I can’t imagine sitting in my NYC office thinking “hmm, let’s bother this stranger who was videotaped by a stranger, visibly minding his own business, and intrude upon his life.” Garbage.

I don’t like Woody Allen films (or really, movies in general) so I like to pretend that I’m on some high moral platform and say “Oh i don’t watch his movies due to the fact that he’s repulsive.”

“And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better.” - Woody Allen

La dee da.

Why isn’t anyone talking about Rebecca Bunch from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend? I was counting on Jezebel readers to love her and that show as much as I do.

I don't even understand why people can't get on a plane, stow a bag, and sit the fuck down without some kind of drama happening.

I may be wrong here, but I am guessing you’re not an Athleta shopper. I’ve been shopping there since before they were bought by Gap, and I still love it. And I do not do yoga, or own one pair of yoga pants from Athleta. They make a wide variety of quality workout gear that is not yoga related, and give a generous…

Up his ass! Up his ass!

“Three students in the class were planning on using the silica gel packets (these are not actually poison, but the students believed they were) from their lunchtime seaweed to poison and kill another student.”

lunchtime seaweed???

JFC shave it, dude

UNLESS, you are on an International Date Line bound cruise ship.

Actually, *some* white people went into defense mode. Given that 249 million Americans identify as white I think the general consensus to the video was no one gave a flying fuck. Don’t believe twitter or the media as representing any one single race of people.

Ha!

I LOATHE THE VIRGINIA REEL. NEVER SPEAK OF IT HERE AGAIN.

Oh God, if it was, I am very sorry for those poor people. I guess my impression was that it wasn’t, that dance/clubbing music on regular radio stations/in stories is a new thing.

Maybe I just lived in a pocket of time or a particular place where this didn’t occur, because there was been a definite shift lately. If…

Screw these haters I find you adorable