You are 24 and playing with a cat for EIGHT HOURS straight? 

do you want that cozy pine smell and hellacious clean-up, or built-in lights with no personal touch but nary a needle on the floor?

😌 I was on the verge of ‘correcting’ you.

Newspeak has arrived. Orwell is spinning in his grave. Erasure has begun. Be very very afraid. [posted anonymously by an unperson]

I’m not sure why they kicked her off after she strapped her child in, sounds like she complied but didn’t do it fast enough for the employee on a power trip.

Ames had criticized women who worked with male actors who also did gay porn, tweeting, “Do agents really not care about who they’re representing?”

For someone who says she loves cats, she sounds like a seriously shitty cat owner! Anyone who lets a sick cat shit all over the basement instead of seeking medical care is an awful person who should not own cats. The new cats deserve a home with a family that will take care of them. DON’T GET ANY MORE CATS, LADY!

She’s not rejoicing, I’ve been driven out of jobs I loved (by non-sexual harassment) and of course the scum were fired after I left, and it made me so angry no one gave a flying fuck while I was the one being shit on.

Melania wanted to be a wealthy widow. Who would have thought that sentient oedema would live this long? I’m sure she’s never urged him to eat a salad or join he at the gym. Meanwhile, she’s keeping fit, ready to snag husband #2. I’m sure she’s pissed Trump hasn’t dropped dead of a massive coronary yet

As if we didn’t know about “shocker” ever since the inauguration:

I remember when Glee was still a thing, and there were always gossipy stories and blind items about the cast really hating Lea Michele because she like didn’t party with them and shit. Looking back, can you really blame her? With assholes like Salling and Rivera in the mix, I wouldn’t have wanted to be part of that…

I’m hoping that Uma’s delay is her preparing - talking to lawyers, PR people, Hollywood elite, etc. to construct the most eviscerating, damaging takedown of Weinstein we have ever seen.

I teach in the general region around here, and none of this is, tragically, surprising. A directional, regional state school, yes, but politically and culturally, it’s just this side of Liberty University. Same student population. The lines between church and state don’t exist here. That 1.165 million figure is…

Tiffany Trump also present

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

For those complaining that “The Simpsons mock everyone” and therefore it’s ok here’s the thing; on the show most of those “mockings” are either one of many of that sort of character or they’re a parody of a cultural reference.

Absolutely. It’s embarrassing, but now I look back and think, it really wasn’t that bad. At 22/23, you think, “I’m an adult, I should really have things figured out by now.” But at 30, that age seems super young.

This is true. He kind of strikes me as a guy who has also said “make love” in the past. And while “nut” makes me scrunch my nose up, “make love” makes me want to crawl in a hole and never come out. She’s probably doing it deliberately to wind him up

LW1: Holy shit, I actually agree with Jane! But also, look, even if your coworker is in a shitty relationship, he is an adult and can figure that out himself. If anyone does give him advice, it probably shouldn’t be you, a woman who’s interested in him and who he knows is interested in him. You’re not exactly unbiased…

But when the subjects were aroused, that number went down to 69