I used to be a dating site profile ghostwriter, so this is somewhere between anecdata and actual data based on a small sample set.
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Also, isn’t this how Catwoman started? I would totally be down for an elderly Japanese grandma becoming Catwoman. She tries to knit, but she keeps getting distracted and batting the balls of yarn around. She knocks the figurines her grandkids get her off the shelves for no reason. She takes long naps, wakes up, moves…
Only little, and I mean very young kids, give a shit about Santa.
Well, tough shit England, that’s what you get for Brexit.
Amelia Earhart crash landed on Themyscira aka Paradise Island. There she lived with the Amazons and taught little Diana how to fly the invisible jet(which she built).
yeah sorry to all you frickin conspiracy theory losers but I had an Australian roommate who looked JUST like Amelia Earhart and so did her mom and I was like “omg [name withheld] you look JUST LIKE our first lady of the sky, where is your family from” and she was like, “well my dad’s family is from Scotland” and I was…
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Can I say... for years and years I have been friends with men. When I say, I keep an extra eye out all the time for threats, they think I’m being paranoid. I’ve kept keys between my fingers, I’ve hidden underneath oversized sweatshirts to present as masculine, I’ve gone in groups with other women to the bathroom...…
As somebody who was real into that scene as a teenager—almost every single band in that scene had at least one guy doing this kinda thing, and everybody knew. The other guys in the bands, bookers, promoters, publicists, fans, journalists—everyone. The bands were mostly in their 20s, the fans were mostly teenagers, and…
The BBC reports that BBC One will not be broadcasting its Agatha Christie thriller “Ordeal by Ordinance”
This is off topic, but...I recently learned that in many cultures, it’s considered good protection against vampires to throw a handful of rice, sand or salt on the ground. This is because they believe vampires basically have OCD, and are compelled to count things. If a vampire is chasing you and you throw a handful of…
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Hell to the no. This woman posing as Gwen Stefani is really pissing me off. Skip the Christmas Special and put this on endless loop instead:
If you’re going to have a comedian on a Christmas album, just get Richard Cheese to do it.
“Man accused of sexual assault wishes women would stop reporting their experiences of sexual assault”. I am shocked.
Not that I expected anything less from the world’s preeminent upscale jewelry store, but seriously. Take your $29, make your own coffee and eggs and toast at home like a normal person, or eat at your favorite greasy spoon, and donate the remaining $19 or $24 to a local homeless shelter, you priviledged prick. It’s the…
Prediction: Frank Underwood is kidnapped by “NoKo”. Claire doesn’t bother to retrieve him or negotiate his release.
Major depressive disorder alone qualifies you for disability. You just need to have the right doctor and a good lawyer. One of the reason I got approved was that now granted I have some physical issues but you should still be able to get approved it might take two appeals but that’s what the lawyer is for.
Was Priti Patel’s embarrassment today or yesterday? These things all start blurring after a while.
I fucking hate the “Mental Health” excuse shit. Not only is it demeaning to people who do actually suffer mental health problems and aren’t just domestic abuser thugs but they always go “every country has the problem”.