I could see maybe T Swift and Kanye talking about each other to Jay-Z and Jay just scrunching up his face in a way that shows he’s bothered by having to listen to them talk about each other.
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Pam did a great job with his highlights
Restaurants with $40 steaks do not keep morning supplies hanging around in the evening. A chef, or a sous-chef/line cook, would have to step off what they were doing, take out all the ingredients, look out new mixing bowls, mix the batter fresh, use a pan or part of the grill to cook the pancakes on that was possibly…
y u no color in the o’s?
He just happened to shoot the wrong lion. People are “outraged” because this one had a name. If he would have shot one of the no name lions, like what’s been happening, Jimmy Kimmel wouldn’t have been on TV crying. Next time he can do like all the other rich white people and shoot black/brown people. No one cares…
Again, I deeply regret that my pursuit of an activity I love and practice responsibly and legally resulted in the taking of this lion. That was never my intention.
The whole vampires can’t see themselves in mirrors bit is a myth.
A Linda Tripp interview in the Daily Mail: the gold standard of integrity.
Anyone who callously slaughters a living being is not someone I would trust to fill my dental cavities.
WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING THE OUTDOORS?!
No mention of the fact that both males and females are happier when they’re about to land on a dick?
Ok, this isn’t a winner. But it’s super creepy and annoying. On my last flight I was sitting in a row of three seats. I had the window, and this middle aged bloated flushed red skin dude had the aisle. No one had claimed the middle seat. Cool. Usually that means a little extra room for the both of us and/or a small…
Mr Tooty gets on a flight, dressed in business attire. Sits on the aisle. Directly across in the aisle seat a man sits. As the flight takes off, he takes his shoes off and proceeds to pick dead skin off his feet. Grossed out beyond belief, mr Tooty asks a flight attendant if he can move to an empty seat. He gathers…
I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…
My boob.
I once was flying from DC to Vegas on a Friday, mid-morning. I sat with several strippers. Apparently it’s not uncommon for dancers to fly out to Vegas on the weekend and make a shit ton of money. Anyway, I’m terrified of flying and proceeded to order several bourbon and cokes. My hand was shaking so hard (fear, not…
To me, Hunnam will always be the kid from the good version of Queer as Folk who got his ass eaten by Little Finger.
Charlie Hunnam will always be Aidan Gillen’s underage boyfriend from Queer As Folk to me.
Exactly how much money do I have to spend at a restaurant in order to NOT have to listen to little fucking Dakota and/or little fucking Caiden watch Elmo on their fucking iPads during a dinner service? Please, just tell me. I will pay that amount of money. The mister and I go to many high-end restaurants in LA (we are…