I don’t see it because when I see a picture of Lenny Kravitz my whole body feels tingles and desires that do not exist when I am not looking at a picture of Lenny Kravitz. I do not have these feelings for whoever this dude is.

sorry I can’t hear you over the deafening sound of Zoe Kravitz’s beauty

I guess Russia never heard about THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!

where were all these horny, responsible teens when i was a youth :(

“She’s not the worst person on the planet” is hands down the greatest compliment you can receive from a person you like. Calvin Harris’ next step, probably, is to get surgery to carve his pupils into heart shapes to fully express his love.

small children would be RIGHT.

Yes! This happens to me on my phone all the time. I’ll click on the post I want to read and then suddenly everything moves down and it’s like, “Ha Ha, J/K motherfucker, you just clicked an ad!” Gawker & Co have to being doing that on purpose right?

Same here except mine’s pink.

I almost broke my eyes doing this.

The “misunderstanding” was that Sandler thought he could denigrate aboriginal people and culture for a laugh but aboriginal people thought differently.

100% Pro-American Indian?

I actually had an interview with an interior design company that I was interested in working for. The owner told me in the interview that she doesn’t hire unwed/single mothers because their kids keep them from work. I stopped her there, told her what she said was discriminatory, I was a single parent and that we were…

This woman knows nothing about me.

What kind of a creep ass person do you have to be to want R. Kelly to sing at your wedding.

So it’s hot as balls outside when my vagina overheats are you saying that it is hazardous to run 50/50 coolant through my vagina? Does this also apply in winter with anti- freeze? I’m in California so the anti freeze thing doesn’t always happen but it can get below freezing where I’m at in the state.

Republicans seem to have even less understanding of irony than Alanis Morrissette.

Truth.

I glanced over the #ohnolouis yesterday and it seemed like most girls are upset not because Louis had sex with a girl who was not them, but because Louis having sex with a girl makes it less likely that he and Harry are secretly in love.

make up different stories for each person who asks. get increasingly bizarre with each one.

cause in the end, it nun they damn biznaz.