One time my friend Rebecca and I were driving in the car (circa 2005) and she turned to me and said, “ What is R- Kansas?” and I looked at her v confused for about 2 minutes until it dawned on me and I replied, “Do you mean fucking Arkansas?”
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“If Harley got something from Joker, she’d probably cherish it,” Robbie told the magazine, adding that she feeds Rat Rat organic berries from Whole Foods.
Come on with the “limit your social media” thing. Sorry but if you get to post fucking pictures of your kid blowing a snot bubble for the first time, I get to post as many damn pictures as I want of the view from a hard ass hike I did in Norway or whatever. If someone doesn’t like what you put on your social media,…
Is it wierd that I totally forgot that Teen Mom Farrah Abraham was actually a mom?
Modern porn follows two different primary trends: More female dominant, or more like real sex.
Everyone quit saying that this judge “must be fucking the dad or something”. The judge is a shit, her decisions did not have the children in mind, and she said disgusting things throughout the hearing.
Knife=CUTTY
it’s proven that she might not Bill Clinton’s biological daughter.
“With the Aussies, particularly with the males, it’s the masculinity. In the U.S. we have this relatively asexual or unisex area with sensitive young men and we don’t have many Channing Tatums or Chris Pratts, while the Aussies do. It’s a phenomena.”
I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…
Diaphragms were awesome for birth control. By the time you were able to get it in right you were too tired to fuck. I remember one time (in band camp) in college laying on the bathroom floor crying. The preparation of damn thing made it one drop of nonoxyl 9 away from being as slippery as a greased pig. The metal…
Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.
That line made me shudder. Though to be fair, anytime I read the word “speculum” I shudder.
It’s true! I realize I just revealed my identity in doing so, but an apology had to be made. I take Double Creature vry srsly.
Honestly, Kim is not the person who comes out looking bad in this quote...
California here, everybody makes tamales at Christmas, everyone. It’s just something that happens and it’s not Christmas without them. However, I recently found one of my employees would not eat them because as a child his mother cut up all his food for him one Christmas she was rushing around and just handed him a…
I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.
I feel like this was probably rumspringa for service dogs: he was taking his last chance to misbehave before commiting to a life of caring service and dignified sacrifice to help those in need.