I guess some people will do anything to get out of Cameron’s Conservative majority England?

after I read, “I’m a librarian”, I read the remainder of your comment in a whisper. It was even more awesome than in regular voice (and that was strong, too)

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.

He does some really really annoying adverts for chewing gum in the UK with a talking pizza. You would hate him for that.

He totally doesn’t see that women like this movie because Channing is able to portray a sexy stripper without the sleaziness that he - Antonio - has.

Go ahead, bring your kid. Keep them corralled or I’m having a groomsman and bridesmaid pull you aside and give you the business.

How is this even a debate. You are only invited if your name is on the invitation. How did kids even start getting included at weddings anyway? It’s the least kid-friendly event ever. Most adults can barely make it through a ceremony without fidgeting, and the receptions are usually an “adult” party. I’m sure I’ll…

"Children are invited, but MUST be heavily sedated."

It’s really quite simple and clear - the names of the people on the invitation are the names of the people invited. So,

I MEAN.

this is next level rihanna! such a big “fuck you” to her ex-accountant.

THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS VIDEO

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

In all fairness, maybe the dolphin didn’t do it on porpoise.

Look, I know I should get over it, but I am always disappointed by news that Rachel McAdams is dating anyone other than Ryan Gosling.

Chang’s backstory was one of the best in the entire series, I thought.

I’m sorry but these animals never look like their supposed dopplegangers. I don’t know why but this always makes me irrationally angry at the end of midweek madness.

“Halle feels the Walk of Fame has been cheapened, and she doesn’t want to be associated with it anymore... She’s being a real diva about it and told her friends it is completely meaningless.”

I crave burgers all the time. AM I PREGNANT?!

That male gaze double standard makes me want to chew my own fingers off in frustration. Of course she cares about how she looks. I love Taylor Swift but you’d have to be an idiot to not see how carefully she chooses what she wears or how she looks even if she’s just skipping out to the Duane Reade. Saying she’s hot…