Never before have I felt terrible for someone on the cover of a magazine. Until this day.

There are so many bands I feel this way about, but I think blink-182 really tops that list. It's hard to grow up and realize most/all the bands you loved in your youth are actually shit, but thankfully that doesn't obligate you to hate them. Music is a powerful thing and I can still lie down and listen to songs from…

Clean Chris Messina, eh. Hairy Chris Messina, RAWR.

My mom went with me when I bought my wedding dress. I had intended on inviting my (now ex) mother-in-law because she had no daughters and really seemed to want to go. My normally level-headed mother flipped out and said that if I'd rather go with her then fine, she would sit out. I wasn't really prepared for the…

I ordered online and escorted the haters to the left.

Say Yes To The Dress taught me to be kind, gentle and supportive. It's not about me, it's about the bride. And as a result the few gown shopping trips I've been privy to have been smooth sailing. Even if I secretly think that dress is ass-ugly.

She's a real life Bratz doll.

Funny, whenever I actually find a porn clip with condoms, I feel like I found the jackpot. I like my adult media to include obvious consent and condoms.

Ohmygodimpeeingblood oh no, wait, I had beetroot salad for lunch. The ups and downs of the beetroot loving lifestyle

I'm just imaging the hell that would be being a bridesmaid for one of these ladies.

Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?

They told her exactly why, and she dismissed it.

After the email teaser disappointment, I don't want to speak to this woman either.

"Well, I dunno," Williams says, innocently. "You have a crazy-ass job, sir."

Whaaaaat the hell. I mean, adorable! But seriously, Arthur was the new exciting cartoon when I was small. I had assumed it was in syndication....they've been making new episodes for nearly 20 years?! I am impressed, more so because the voices don't seem to have changed.

In your land... tipping does not matter!

They got a good start to a 2032-era boyband going there.

How do they know they're identical? Babies are not quite as distinctive-looking as, say, kittens.

it should be!!!!!!!