A few years ago, my aunt wouldn't shut up about how she was getting into great shape for the family reunion cruise we were gonna take in May. My other aunts/her sisters aren't small women and didn't have nearly enough time to dedicate to getting in shape (and two couldn't afford to go), so it was kind of obnoxious.

This idiotic non-story is strangely fascinating, isn't it?

Ginsburg's scones are excellent.

I bet "action star in bed" means Patick Schwarzenegger fucks you for precisely 24 seconds, answers his phone, yells, "I have to go stop the alien invasion!" while frantically throwing on his clothes and running out of the room, doesn't call you for two weeks, and then shows up at your door all bruised and bloody…

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magic, flying, pixies, pirates, mermaids >>>>>>>>>>> fuckin nazis

It's so subversive. You're going to be in drag.

Speaking of Jewish Puns...

YAY FOR FEMINIST KNITTING CIRCLES. This warms my cold heart.

Feminist knitting women: 1

THE SLITHEEN NEVER LEFT DOWNING STREET

Lesson 1: Smile with your eyes, not your teeth.

Man, war criminals send the worst cards.

it's beginning.

She tells the Post that although she's a private person, she's pursuing this case for her girls:

When my three year old daughter saw my dad pull the turkey out of the oven she asked him what it was. He told her it was a turkey and after a moment she asked- only slightly distressed- "is it dead?" My dad informed her that yes, it is dead and that's why we can eat it. For the rest of the night she was OBSESSED with…