noted dick bucket Piers Morgan

Mind you don't pull a muscle, jumping to all those conclusions.

Sriracha, hollondaise, Worcestershire, hoisin and tartar. Five sauce.

this woman is stupid or something if she doesn't realize that those girls were wearing the exact clothes the white house thought they should be wearing for a public event. Casual, like most of America at their thankSgiving celebrations. If they were supposed to wear nicer clothes they would have been. Plus, they're…

I always have a chuckle at people who passive aggressively take to social media to tell others they need to have more class.

Last night I wish somebody stabbed me. My mother in law said: "I consider myself a progressive but why can't lesbians dress better? They aren't doing themselves any favors by trying to look like men. They should look more feminine and who knows, maybe they will catch the eye of a man and become straight. Isn't…

You're supposed to at least give your drunk partner / housemate/ cousin a courtesy "wake up! Dinner time,"" And maybe shake their shoulder a bit, then when he/she groans "Lea' me alloooooonnnne," you say "you'll feel better if you eat something." Which isn't true, but once you did it and they turned their back and…

Guys! THIS JUST HAPPENED (First time poster, long time lurker btw, but this is so ridiculous I needed to post it).

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same…

I have always wanted to know what would happen if you crossbred a chicken with a tribble.

I was going to say, why wait? If I didn't want to get married to buy a Kitchenaid blender, I'm certainly not going to wait to rent a llama.

Probably because they're too much... drama.

In summary, if you can't spell, "In summary," you shouldn't be leaving douchey reviews on Yelp.

These are fun:

This is fucking insulting.

This may be the first time in history that breaking into a choreographed dance with your mom made someone cooler. You do you, Juelz.

When I first scrolled past I 100% thought the baby's head was a beard. I'm kind of less excited about the story now that I know there are no beards involved...

#3 is pretty much the only ACCEPTABLE item on this list.

I like this because "aloha" means both hello and goodbye so it's completely ambiguous which one you're supporting.

No snark, I'm actually kind of impressed.