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(Full disclosure: Grimes and I know each other, and worked for the same newspaper at different times.)

I am confused by how mad people are at this woman. She didn't throw away any baby chickens. She didn't even try to. The mail carrier handed her a bunch of live animals and a dickish note, and he obviously knew she did not expect them and had no idea what to do with them, because he then asked her what she was going

And that is it.

No we Brits tried to warn the US about him but then some idiot at CNN thought it would be a good idea to give him his own show. You feed his already huge ego and you can keep him, however we are willing to come to some agreement and drop him in Canada or Australia.

As a middle-aged white man, I think it's high time middle-aged white men stopped having opinions. We just don't do it very well.

"I'll punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice, like Ray Rice in broad daylight in the plain sight of the elevator surveillance/'Til her head is banging on the railing, then celebrate with the Ravens"

Interesting choice. No one remembers that Spike sexually-assaulted Buffy, too.

Basically: my child is so special that even her shit is worth being a facebook star.

carly you are a treasure.

#naturalbirth #blessed #lookslikemommy #wow

"Your baby is no one else's baby." Well, technically it's half my husband's baby, so, he gets to have a say.

I definitely get to have an opinion about a friend who would post pics on Facebook of her baby crowning in her vagina. But of course, my opinion centers around her poor social media skills, not her birth.

but the falconry is of interest to all.

she doesnt have to walk on it

I cannot count the number of times I was asked for a Tai Chi Latte. I actually found it really adorable and never corrected it.

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

I'd curtsy if I met her. Like Max did on 2 Broke Girls.

I thought this song was offensive as soon as I learned that Chris Brown was in it.

Penis, testicles, it's not like there's a vas deferens.

(PUNS!)