My initially reaction was "I need that jumper more than anything in the whole world ever", then I realised I have one almost identical to it which I wear all the time and didn't cost more than my rent. I love a good cat jumper...

'Appeared to be grumpy' is fucking ridiculous. You can be seething inside, but not necessarily look it, or people don't pick up on your cues.

Yes, I assumed he probably didn't mean that, but it was the first thing that came into my head. Finding out it was a fetish was a unexpected bonus in context.

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"Pantsing or 'debagging' (the term used in Britain, especially historically at the University of Oxford and Cambridge in England, and derived from "Oxford bags", a loose-fitting baggy form of trousers)...is the pulling down of a person's trousers and/or underwear against their wishes, typically as a practical joke,…

Me too....

Yep. I've never heard 'snow peas' before. Are they supposed to be very cold?

Everytime I ask for aioli I have to do a mental "aioli/areola" to check

I used to be in charge of writing the specials on the board and I hated it, my spelling and handwriting are generally atrocious and I was always asking customers how to spell things....

Yep, we call them 'mange tout' because (I assume) you eat the peas and the pod, ie everything.

She mentioned that in the video, yes.

My mum is always telling me to "hook up" with people, it's generational

Is 'Telephone' the game where a whisper is passed around a group and the joke it how its impossible for the last person in the line to understand? That's called 'Chinese Whispers' in the UK, or at least it was when I was growing up, more recently I've heard it referred to as just 'Whispers'.

I'm pretty sure no one should hit anyone.

Cider and black (blackcurrent juice) is a student variation that makes terrible cider drinkable. And makes the drinker shitfaced in record time #ciderandblack4life

In the UK, noodles and pasta are different things. Noodles are served with asian food, and pasta is italian. That said, when I was in the states I was able to guess from context that you guys use the same words in a slightly different way and did not yell at any waitresses who were just doing their jobs (which is key).

Sookie uses "Yes, I am his" (referring to Bill) lots of times to stop other vampires, exactly the same.

In the UK, acceptable sauce options on a fry up are 'red' (ketchup), or 'brown' (brown sauce). Your tastes clearly run international, that's all...

I babysit for a bunch of girls who are all between 2-8, they're all word perfect on the songs and will sing at random, they reference the story in their make-believe games, one spent and entire day refusing to respond to anything but 'Elsa', I have seen that movie so many times I want to cry. Kill it. Kill it with…

Ah. That probably explains it better than anything.