Since you just “went too far” and called Brit McHenry the worst word you can call a woman, I assume you’ll think it’s justified if you lose your job because of it?

I don't hate them, but it can be a little annoying to have a bunch of non-experts acting like authorities and telling everybody how to do obvious stuff.

Sorry, but what is the narrative you’re referring to? That Westbrook is good and fun to watch?

According to race statistics, the average time for miles 1-25 was 8:35/mile, but for some reason, it took people 23 and a half minutes to will themselves through that final mile.

What a find. Were all the songs health and nutrition related, or was it more of a vanity project with attempts at legitimate music (like the "band" JD and the Straight Shot?).

If we're going with "This guy looks like that guy" jokes, I'd have to point out that he's actually a dead ringer for Slim Goodbody.

We call that “Knicksing.”

There are no tigers in the Amazon.

Doesn't every couple (besides lesbians) "ride the wienermobile" on wedding day?

“That sure sounds a lot like “Shaq wasn’t serious,” which is an impossibly stupid take given that the man won ring after ring.”

Gotcha.

*your*

I’m not sure I understand you’re point.

“Mobile.” “Black.” Same thing to a lot of people.

“PEDs remain beyond the pale to a certain subset of baseball fans, those obsessed with the immutability of statistical accomplishments from era to era.”

Well said. I like Katie Nolan, a lot. She’s got great perspectives, and a natural likability, but she often strays into over-emoting.

This tweet isn’t probative, but it makes it seem more likely the shirt was real, in which case, the guy certainly deserves to be shamed. Either way, I stand by my original assertion that he doesn’t deserve to “have his life ruined.”

Oh, and would you look. It turns out this image is probably photoshopped and he’s actually wearing this shirt:

A person wears an incredibly offensive shirt and you want his life ruined?

I thought that line came off as self-deprecating, not self-conscious. But let’s be honest, the majority of the speech (including that line) was probably written by his management team. It was too perfect.