We call that “Knicksing.”

There are no tigers in the Amazon.

Doesn't every couple (besides lesbians) "ride the wienermobile" on wedding day?

“That sure sounds a lot like “Shaq wasn’t serious,” which is an impossibly stupid take given that the man won ring after ring.”

Gotcha.

*your*

I’m not sure I understand you’re point.

“Mobile.” “Black.” Same thing to a lot of people.

“PEDs remain beyond the pale to a certain subset of baseball fans, those obsessed with the immutability of statistical accomplishments from era to era.”

Well said. I like Katie Nolan, a lot. She’s got great perspectives, and a natural likability, but she often strays into over-emoting.

This tweet isn’t probative, but it makes it seem more likely the shirt was real, in which case, the guy certainly deserves to be shamed. Either way, I stand by my original assertion that he doesn’t deserve to “have his life ruined.”

I'm thinking about Roman numerals, and I don't see how it helps.

Now you're arguing that two connected links and one broken link constitute a three-link chain, but earlier you wrote, "three loose links are not a chain."

Oh, and would you look. It turns out this image is probably photoshopped and he’s actually wearing this shirt:

A person wears an incredibly offensive shirt and you want his life ruined?

I thought that line came off as self-deprecating, not self-conscious. But let’s be honest, the majority of the speech (including that line) was probably written by his management team. It was too perfect.

It has to be a ton. Assuming the average age difference between child and grandparent is 50 years, and every person has four grandparents, then it’s pretty likely that any winner under the age of 30 fits the bill.

What a talent.

Is this where we come to make limp puns about “bones popping out” and “putting it back in?”

“The defense claimed . . . that the Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen.”