Tom, are you just trying to take a provocative position or do you actually believe the Astros were wrong to drop their offer in response to the discovery that a pitcher had a damaged arm?

What gave you the idea that weight training doesn't strengthen tendons?

Now you've got it! The Gawker network's masthead should just read, "Shit on Something . . . Anything."

The fact that Tommy John surgery is no longer a career-ender would drive insurance premiums down, not up.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

I don't know, this guy is a "LinkedIn Influencer." Seems like a pretty big deal, to me.

Bobcat stories? Do go on . . .

This joke is not getting the attention it deserves.

This story is incredible.

I hope so.

Um, here's the link.

Can somebody explain Kevin Hart's appeal? It baffles me.

For a guy who saw himself as so much more than just a jock, that must have been humiliating.

"I'd been thinking of little else than my wedding for going on a year."

What Jia said about LL Cool J is true, but probably left you asking, "Okay, well what did it mean when LL Cool J said it?"

"I think maybe your just low intellect?"

I understand his point. That's why I wrote "I disagree with your first sentence" (his assertion that menu prices don't vary much) - I wasn't taking issue with his larger point. In fact, I started the very next paragraph by saying, "As far as a substantive reason for tipping 20% on a bottle of wine, I can't offer…

If you can actually fart glitter, I'd like to have you as a lifelong friend.

I haven't waited tables in 15 years so I can't speak to the attitudes of today's servers but I do agree there was an expectation/sense of entitlement among us when it came to getting tipped on expensive bottles.

I disagree with your first sentence. in my lap right now is a menu for a local Italian place. The cheapest entree is a chicken parm sandwich for $6.95, while the Seafood Pescatore is more than triple the price at $21.50.