Deadspin's treatment of Bill Simmons is petty, but that doesn't mean Bill Simmons isn't a douchebag.

Season 2 was a dog. The worst of 'em all.

Why? Are waiters providing services they didn't use to provide? Are they better trained?

Was that reply for somebody else, because my comment is full of thoughts I was expressing for the first time.

It's true that the tipped minimum wage has been frozen for a long time, but it's also true that a federal law was passed stating that if a server fails to earn enough in tips to bring their average hourly wage up to the state's, normal minimum wage (not merely the tipped minimum wage), the employer must make up the…

Well, I think both of us are going to have trouble finding many restaurants that have been open for 15 years, let alone finding menus for those restaurants to empirically support our claims. Although, Pizza Hut has been running a commercial this past week in which they flash back 20 years to the introduction of their…

You say that like being in Philadelphia is desirable.

I'm sorry, but the worst call in UFC history was that one time I decided to chip in for a UFC PPV.

A tip is calculated as a percentage of the meal's cost, so inflation is already accounted for.

1) Since tips are a percentage of a meal's cost, inflation is baked right in. You don't need to increase the tip percentage to account for inflation.

20% is standard, now? When I served back in the late 90's, 15% was standard, and 20% was for excellent service.

That's one of the most powerful blocks I've ever seen. Amazing.

If everybody's a bro, is anybody a bro?

Are you also troubled by the fact that Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?

Am I the only one who sees an enormous, demonic squirrel, emerging from the dust cloud, shaking this truck to its death?

I'm not saying you're definitely wrong, but that's an awful lot of mind reading on your part.

That didn't seem half-hearted to you? Like more of a face-saving gesture or a shot in the dark?

One of the many reasons I loved Roger Ebert was that he judged a movie based on how well it served its purpose. He would shower praise on fun movies and blockbusters and gross-out comedies if they were done well. They didn't all have to be Lawrence of Arabia. While I know nothing about this particular Adam Sandler…

In the replay, it seemed clear that Pennetta wasn't even aware of the official until after muffing the shot. Did she protest the point?

So, yesterday you wrote: