"My point was that I read Barry's comment to imply that the prosecution's job will be more difficult because it will be relying on circumstantial evidence. When, in reality, this is extremely common as far as trials go."

Maybe, but the average size of 5.16" was surprisingly small to begin with. If the study really is skewed and the average dick is actually in the 4 inch range, that would challenge most people's assumptions and anecdotal evidence.

Gotcha. I read "I always attributed " as "I have always attributed " when it looks like you were saying "I had always attributed."

The guy had guns, but the "too strong to shoot with both hands" doesn't make much sense to me since we have control over how much force our muscles exert.

Albert, I often take swipes at your writing (which you often dismiss, presumably because like most bullies you can dish it out, but can't take it), but fair is fair and this is a really good, well-written article.

Lifelike virtual sex.

I saw it! Actually, they were both concealed in the mouth of the drunk girl without her consent.

Udderly disappointing puzzle. Booooooo. I mean, mooooooo.

"The Coma Cluster of Galaxies is composed of thousands of galaxies (and billions of stars)."

I think you just called me an asshole, and you didn't even start with "no offense" this time like you did when you called me "really dumb."

If you think Jezebel is mocked because it's for women, you're even deeper in the echo chamber than I thought. Jezebel is mocked by Tina Fey for goodness sake and she's like a Jez icon or something.

I'll give you the (unearned) benefit of the doubt and pretend you're genuinely curious about why I read Jezebel and not just being snarky, which seems to be your one setting . . .

No, none taken. But only because you said "no offense" before calling me dumb.

Looks cool. What if you want to use a case?

According to Jezebel, telling somebody to "calm down" is almost as patronizing and bad as telling them "smile."

You strongly implied I should GTFO on the grounds that "No one is asking me to stay" (emphasis yours) despite the fact that other people were agreeing with my comment. It's as if you think your opinion is somehow definitive. And you're offering "pro tips" and asking me if "I know how comedy works." Sounds like…

Thanks for the "protip" but I think I'm going to stay. I got two stars, after all, so it appears some people do appreciate my perspective.

Roll 'em all you want, it doesn't mean you're not wrong.

I know you bristle at being corrected, but "Social Justice Warriors" are not people who actually fight for social justice. The term was now exists specifically as a pejorative to describe a certain type of internet commenter who adopts progressive social positions without action, primarily as a means of feeling…

Good thing Jezebel is here to arbitrate what is an "offensive perspective."