I saw it! Actually, they were both concealed in the mouth of the drunk girl without her consent.

I think you just called me an asshole, and you didn't even start with "no offense" this time like you did when you called me "really dumb."

If you think Jezebel is mocked because it's for women, you're even deeper in the echo chamber than I thought. Jezebel is mocked by Tina Fey for goodness sake and she's like a Jez icon or something.

I'll give you the (unearned) benefit of the doubt and pretend you're genuinely curious about why I read Jezebel and not just being snarky, which seems to be your one setting . . .

No, none taken. But only because you said "no offense" before calling me dumb.

According to Jezebel, telling somebody to "calm down" is almost as patronizing and bad as telling them "smile."

You strongly implied I should GTFO on the grounds that "No one is asking me to stay" (emphasis yours) despite the fact that other people were agreeing with my comment. It's as if you think your opinion is somehow definitive. And you're offering "pro tips" and asking me if "I know how comedy works." Sounds like…

Thanks for the "protip" but I think I'm going to stay. I got two stars, after all, so it appears some people do appreciate my perspective.

Roll 'em all you want, it doesn't mean you're not wrong.

I know you bristle at being corrected, but "Social Justice Warriors" are not people who actually fight for social justice. The term was now exists specifically as a pejorative to describe a certain type of internet commenter who adopts progressive social positions without action, primarily as a means of feeling…

Good thing Jezebel is here to arbitrate what is an "offensive perspective."

Funny sketch. Not offended. Comedy should make us a little uncomfortable.

I have literally never corrected a typo or a your/you're mixup, but in this case, I genuinely thought you didn't know the difference between "bazaar" and "bizarre" and knew that if I were in that boat, I'd like to be told. My original message was genuinely sent with good intent, whether you believe or it not.

Special snowflakes. Can't tell them anything.

With love, and as a way to avoid potential future embarrassment:

Who knew a Scottie Pippen basketball card could save one man from so much pain.

I feel the same about the Pacers. I mean, fuck Reggie Miller, but he was also a great villain who I respected a lot.

"Much of that was due to the reasons you listed, primarily centering around the relentless effort of Mason, Oakley, and John Starks."

Hakeem was just too good, and your little alien Sam Cassell was more than the Knicks were prepared for.

I was at that game! Lots of loud roars in the Garden back then, but I'd never heard anything like that. Incredible moment.