I must say, I'm rather (al)keen on that joke.

Life is probabilistic, not binary. For the first time, I feel it's more likely he won't ever win again. However, for the last five years, Tiger's status has flipped so many times between "OMG HE'S BACK!!!" and "OMG HE'S DONE!!!" that it should be obvious that none of us can predict anything.

If you want to argue that "Tiger needs to retire," you'll have to specify to whom or what he has that obligation.

Leslie may have understated Jenner's stature with that sentence, but she made up for it later when she said he was "as successful as, say, Michael Phelps."

What his motivation? Catching Jack.

This is good star-bait!

I'm going to have to buy this.

I'm going to have to buy this.

Size 6-10?!? Now I know you're not interested in having a serious conversation.

"It's a game. Not really all that complex."

The fact that Belichick later said he was going to call a timeout after 2nd down is absolutely irrelevant to the conversation. All that matters is that Carroll had no idea if he was going to call a T.O. or not.

The pass was thrown to a man who was essentially alone on the field until Butler made an exceptional play and closed out of nowhere. It's not like he threw it up for grabs, or tried to thread a needle, or threw it to a congested part of the field.

Anti-vaxxers aren't very different from many Jezebel commenters. Very liberal, hearts in the right place, believe they have it all figured out and heavily invested in silencing reasonable dissent.

You are so fucked up, and you have no idea.

Did you read the second paragraph of my comment?

Rex may not have a Lombardi trophy but every morning he hoists a pair of cups.

She's an exceptionally gifted singer but the arrangement was a little too high-school-talent-show for my taste.

Do you think Carroll was under orders all game to limit the production of their best offensive player, or do you think the decision to sabotage the season came down from the box on the final drive?

Another question from a casual hockey fan . . .

It's similar to predicting election results, except that elections are much more constrained than sporting events which means predictions can be made earlier with greater confidence.

I think it means it's not produced, promoted and distributed by a studio. This is couples filming themselves and trying to sell it themselves.