"Maroon 5—a group of sentient mall-bought Sublime hoodies that started a band."

There are two closed doors labeled A & B. Behind one is $10 million dollars, and behind the other is a goat.

"The purpose of the article was to call out the horrendous BS that our "ally" is doing. Your comment deviated from the intended purpose."

Boooooooooo!

I had to put my dog down four years ago, and it did not go well. I'm also a scientist. We might disagree, but that doesn't mean "I have no idea what I'm talking about."

Watching my pet get beheaded would be too upsetting, so I'd choose injection.

Your reading comprehension is terrible.

I'm devastated. Thanks for ruining my day.

Somebody was fucking with you. The story about "tests from the 1700's" are a complete urban legend.

You know it's not "deflection" just because somebody chooses to talk about something other than what you want to talk about, right?

Your rant isn't as incisive as you think it is. It sure is long, though. Nice job, I guess?

Whoever told you that "your head can be alive for minutes after separation" was just fucking with you.

Your reading comprehension is terrible.

Can you link me to the results of those experiments from the French Reign of Terror? I'd be interested to learn more. Thanks.

Yes. I realize we don't know if this woman is guilty.

That theory is wrong.

If a family member/vigilante/inmate killed this child rapist murderer, I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep. But I just can't get behind state-sanctioned murder.

I wasn't "deflecting." I was just talking about something different than you wanted to talk about.

You must have missed the part where I wrote, "Beheading . . . when done right . . . "

I am 100% against the death penalty in any and all cases. That said, the idea that beheading is "barbaric" is just western racism.