Miles Teller should act in a biopic about the inventor of the odometer.

You know you guys don't have to recap every Hot Ones video, right?

And while he hasn’t competed in the Nathan’s contest in many years, Kobayashi continues to hold many records in the world of competitive eating, and once defeated his long-time rival in a contest to see who could speed-eat the most Pizza Hut P’Zones. That last part isn’t strictly relevant to this story, we just…

This was a good article. It had some of that old AV Club juice.

Everyone else competing in the contest is confronted with a Kobayashi Ragout scenario.

Blade? More like Belayed

Bomer does seem like the perfect Clark Kent: Handsome, square-jawed, statuesque, with a perfect wave of dark hair.

Yep.

i dunno about that one. 

Right in the peanuts?

I wouldn’t put it quite this way as there should definitely be some feet being held against the fire... but I do think it’s a better sign than not. It was much more worrying that many of these same corporations dialed back support when they got pushback.

i alway found the gay panic jokes to be more about Georges insecurities then at any gay persons expense

Those jokes aren’t funny. My dad was a pre-packaged airline meal, and he doesn’t deserve that kind of mockery.

What about us Will Smith indifferents? 

“When we go somewhere we’ve never been before...”

“They keep moving the lines in for some reason. I do this joke about the way people justify about using their cell phone. You don’t seem important the way you scroll through them like a gay French king. I did this line recently in front of a live audience. They thought, ‘What do you mean gay? What are you doing? What…

I’ve watched that episode more times than I can count since it was first on, and all I thought was that it was a weird shirt that looked like a pirate, not anything gay-related. Maybe that’s just your take on it.

Elaine devolves rapidly in the show around the dudetrio, and there’s even an arc where she finds a better version of them and becomes a better person but realizes she is addicted to being terrible and dumb.

“That’s” nice.