Those ladies have you hook line and sinker, eh? 

Chris Rock, David Spade, Kevin James, and two more people.

Kevin James is definitely #1. Not sure about #2 through #5, though.

We reiterate this sincere and unconditional apology today, for any offense caused by Mr. Schneider’s recent comedy set, at the Four Seasons Ball.

“Phew, close one... anyway, I pulled some strings, and I got us a replacement on short notice. Do you guys remember that show Roseanne?”

You think his anti-vax stance alone would be enough to keep a HEALTH CARE foundation from booking him. The filthy content is just lagniappe.

I feel bad for the booker.

I’ll always remember him as his most memorable character, The Stapler.

*quietly at first, the words barely comprehensible*

After opening by showing the Cylons launching their attack on humanity, Battlestar Galactica’s second ever scene is this marvel that introduces a ton of the major characters without ever feeling awkward in the cramped hallway sets.

“Bowen Yang and Keenan Thompson address Shane Gillis, Dave Chappelle SNL moments.”

Oh the poor Israelis what are they supposed to do, not kill kids???

I’m Palestinian, you dumb motherfucker. I’m pissed about all the shit you listed, but I think I’m allowed to specifically be upset about ethnic cleansing and war crimes being committed against my people.

How many Palestinian children would you like to see killed to punish Hamas? Wha’s the number? 20,000? 30,000?

I clicked the link, so mission accomplished, but man, AV Club’s really been churning out some difficult to parse headlines lately.

On one hand, abusing staff just doing their job is abhorrent. This shouldn’t happen, nobody should do it, and anyone doing so should be asked to leave. There’s no excuse, not even being in TV show that had a decent opening season 17 years ago.

Ugh, pon farr can be a nightmare... Or maybe he swapped bodies, like in Spock Amok.

Bro, do you even Star Trek?

Never mind Venom, I want to see Denim: a down-on-his-luck fashion designer finds a battered selvedge Type 3 jacket in a dumpster somewhere and the moment he puts it on, he becomes an indigo-powered menace. It nearly overcomes him and turns him evil, but through sheer force of twill, he reverses its weave and brings it…

Yup.