Men somehow always think penis-shaped things are beautiful. lol

Yes, I suppose it helps that his last name was actually Jackson.

I'm part of the Southern Heritage that involves knowing that you have to walk slowly to beat the humidity, and how to make the perfect biscuit, and raising well-mannered kids. The rest of it can fuck off.

I have a relative who was a wrestler who styled himself Stonewall Jackson. Make an awesome statue of him instead.

I tell you what, I travelled to Germany once, and I've followed some of what goes on there in the news, and I say, Germany has a lot to recommend itself.

I drive by it daily. I don't even notice it anymore.

Also, many Southerners take no pride in it at all and recognize that it has nothing at all to do with our culture (except for the racist parts of our culture, that is).

Seriously. Statues don't preserve history. Books and schools do that. No one who is lamenting the history lost by these statues has read a fucking book in his life and support policies that gut libraries and education systems left and right.

Why does he think that no one can ever make a statue as "beautiful" as these random busts? There are beautiful statues on all subjects. Just make another one.

Because it made him a ton of money and he has no morals.

That's a trap question and you shouldn't have answered it.

"The A.V. Club follows AP Style"

I think it's to intimate that the [thing] is called that by some people, but that that term might not actually be an accurate description of what [thing] is.

I never spit food in my kid's mouth, but I definitely did prechew some of it.

But her dad was barely even married to his mother and that was 5 years ago.

Actually there are lots of crimes that have only a negligence standard.

Do white guys revel in fantasies of violence and destruction against dark-skinned people?

Some of the villains were just portrayed as Black and femme, which the movie makes synonymous with "ugly."

Holy cow. I knew her outfit was horrible, but I didn't realize the buttons were scowling cats. That just takes it to a whole new level of horrid.

That's just such a weird logic to me. You can always not spend money on one thing to pay for another thing. They could have no new boats and only use wooden rafts, and then they could use that money to pay for scholarships. They could have no paved courts and instead focus on wilderness studies. They could not do…