From now on I am celebrating this holiday instead of Valentine’s Day.

MERRY PRISMAS EVERYBODY!

I like Speed Racer and LOVE Cloud atlas. But Jupiter Ascending wasn’t “too smart” or “ahead of it’s time” or even “too complex”. It was just lazy and stupid and boring.

I know it brings a certian tension to the storyline but I’m getting a bit tired of the “This is really the end of the Doctor, no regen now.” storylines. Nearly as bad as the “This companion is twice as special as the last.” themes that seem to run with every new companion since Martha. I love this show. Bring us back…

“JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS!”

It was an artifact of its time. But a good vaccination against All Conspiracy Theories. Ever...

That immediately came to mind. Tucker rocked it, though.

Um...

Super green!

This the moment when I realized that the entire message of the film was essentially going pseudo-philosophical bullshit.

Someone had to.

Box, freeze and process this film. It’s turned bad.

FISH

This version of The Fly was produced by Mel Brooks, who definitely knew how to push an envelope.

Because we had guys like Cronenberg and Carpenter, honest-to-God auteurs at the top of their respective games who saw something more in these concepts, who masterfully shaped them to fit their own sensibilities and weren’t afraid to go all-out and get super-fucked-up.

I’d also have to imagine that the studios probably…

Don’t feel too bad. My grandma took me to see Alien (I was 10) because to her all space movie = Star Wars.

Drag Me To Hell isn’t a horror more per-se, it’s more of a horror comedy. Any horror that has a talking demonic goat is not trying be taken seriously.