You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

Optical illusion. The results of his next presidential physical will prove that his weight is a trim 185lb, he has the stamina of a 21 year old, the unique antigens in his blood are being looked at as a possible cure for all known diseases and he could easly win the Tour de France if he wasn’t so busy making America…

I may sound a little judgmental but i believe i see more Chrysler products in less affluent areas. Areas which likely have a higher frequency of theft.

I’m sure its not the only reason though. For example, if i was to steal a car, i’d likely pick something fast and inconspicuous. A V8 Charger fits the bill nicely.

No you’re not. It’s stupid to keep dragging this 20+ person crap out when we all know it’s going to be one of 4 people who ultimately wins the bid.

a story about sexually transmitted cancer in dogs...& your photo choice of ANY POSSIBLE DOG is a WEINER DOG??????  good job!

Contestants proceed to spend entire time attempting to assemble three piece monkey. 

I mean, the dirt simple way to explain a tax raise for health care is this;

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

... Unlock that door, and you may be headed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the statue there, and you may move on to the Wave Pool. If you survive both the correctly functioning waves AND the accidental tsunami, it may lead you to the Pavement! From there, you must climb into the Ambulance and race to…

Sino wave generator.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

Here’s a novel idea that has only been mentioned 700000000 times over the past decade: No, I don’t want to preorder this random game, No, I don’t want to re-up my subscription to the rewards card or subscribe to the magazine, no I’m not interested in hearing the list of upcoming games, no I don’t want the optional…

The thing is, the inifinity gauntlet is perfect for event crossovers. It breaks down into pieces, so you can have each separate story, and then the big put-it-together moment.

“Welcome to the party, pal!"

Contrary to Gaetz’s view, I’d suggest it’s actually more like returning to your hotel room full of cheap whisky and ill-earned bravado, passing out fully dressed, then waking at midday with an ice pick stabbing away behind your eye, wet trousers and a crippling sense of shame... only to find the complimentary…

After he liked one [Rep. Matt] Gaetz tweet, he had it printed by a staffer and signed it and requested that it be sent to Gaetz’s congressional office, where the now-framed tweet hangs.

“I mean what kind of partisan moron would rather pay 10x more for insulin because paying less is “for commies”? It boggles the mind.”

that their supporters are accepting that reasoning rather than at least consider the possibility that they’re being paid off by big pharma.

Since everything Trump does or says is ultimately self-centered, I’m thinking that the “he want lower prices on prescription drugs for seniors” stance blends very nicely into the “he doesn’t have remotely as much money as he claims” theory.