That’s a lot of dick punching, my dude. Would they be, like, super fast speed bag punches, or full on haymaker ball destroyers?

Can I punch him in the dick 10,000 times before he is hung? It would be cathartic, and he deserves it.

Anyone with a shred of human decency in New York was profoundly affected by the Saudi attacks on 9/11. This is even more so for those of us that knew people who were killed that day or succumbed to later illness.

Oh, this is a darn shame. It’s the most harmless and beneficent place, one where you can get garlic ice cream, and where a girlfriend of mine once ate a serving of fried artichoke hearts (garlic sauce, natch,) and a big ‘ol snow cone, then got on the teacup ride and barfed it all up in a  spinning garlic-infused…

It would be exceedingly difficult to get it repealed.

Absolutely stunned at the amount of grief this poor family has had to endure. May Mr. Carr Rest In Peace. God protect Mrs. Carr and all of their kin. 

Tragedy just won’t leave this family alone.

His mental deficiency has been on display nonstop. I imagine it will only get worse the further into the election cycle we get.

No need for asterisks, amigo- let it flow.

His attorney is an Infowars fan! Nuff said.

I’m over twice as old as this little shit. I’ve made it this far in life without being the subject of a national news story. It’s not even something I’ve tried not to do. I just don’t go around starting shit. It’s pretty fucking easy, actually. 

Dress up like the Klan, get treated like the Klan, and MAGA hats are just the new white hood.

This whole situation is a mess of “he said, he said, they said, these other guys said, video cut #1 said, video cut #2 said”.

This.

At least throw those curb-side wheels up on the sidewalk so you’re not crushing the guy’s lawn. Jeez.

The thing that stands out to me is the assertion that the Tesla driver didn’t even offer an apology. That would have been the least they could do. The other thing I am curious about, is if the charging cable wasn’t long enough to allow him to go from the car to the receptacle while still on the swale, what would he…

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Joule thief!

He could claim his landscaper hadn’t seen the cable, maybe?

(This is not legal advice. There’s a reason I’m in this cube & not a fancy law cube)

That’s an immediate tow from my perspective. And putting a little pebble in the valve stem cap as well.