"I think a lot of this is that people who are close with their family don't understand the concept of not being close with your family."

I think a lot of this is that people who are close with their family don't understand the concept of not being close with your family. My parents weren't abusive, and I don't actively dislike them or anything, but...I just don't want to be around them. Like, almost ever. I have one or two things in common with my…

I think it is pretty obvious who the narcissist in this situation is.

Yes, yes, and yes. Cutting family members out of your life is not a decision one takes lightly. I didn't understand it before. Now I do. I will have only limited contact with my siblings. I will not be alone with them. That's just the way it is. Anyone who wants to put the blame on me for that will be shut down…

"When something, or more specifically,someone, no longer supports the view you have of yourself "

The baby isn't a tourist though, he's an American citizen. The emergency medicaid will apply to him! The extremely high bills here are for the care of the baby, not the mother.

Lucille Bluth, is it really you?

her beauty looks are consistently more interesting than her clothing

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

Lycanthrope-shaming? I expect better of Jezebel.

That's not that bad, you should see the Vampire Jehovah's Witnesses, those poor sods have problems.

he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?

Stop spending the holidays with those people. Who needs that shit?

I certainly had never heard of Just Mayo before this story, because I always got my mayo from the "natural" aisles of Fred Meyer, and they shelve it with the Hellman's and the Kraft. I bought some and was like, "fuck me if this isn't really good!"

This is cute but I would hope my BF wouldn't propose to me this way because I hate photobooths and would refuse to get in one to begin with.

The truth of the pictures: if you're wearing jeans without underwear, sometimes, they really rub your vagina wrong. She isn't trying to be sexy, she is in pain.

I would buy the shit outta a Tilda Swinton Life Coach DVD set.

Because I truly believe Tilda Swinton to be either a vampire or a being like Orlando, I will answer that I think it takes centuries.

I get the sense that doing drugs with Tilda Swinton would be redundant.

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."