The skin is the best part of the potato, tho.

If Offred isn’t a willing participant to the sex, it’s rape.

I don’t want to see cops treated like everyone else. We hold truckers to a higher standard on the road and increase their penalties for violations. There’s no damn reason we shouldn’t do the same for cops. We should lower the standard needed to convict a cop (if there’s no evidence, it’s because they covered it up, as…

*jerking-off motion*

She’s garbage. And what’s worse is how so many of her affectations are stolen from queer culture. Or appropriated. Whatever you want to call it.

They kind of always do this though. They pick one ideal, down to Earth, less conventionally “Hollywood” woman to adore and make excuses for but then tear the shit out of someone like Anne Hathaway who had the nerve to admit that she wanted to win an Oscar in 2013 while Jennifer Lawrence was talking about getting drunk…

Alternative Take: This is a very good decision for one knucklehead.

Hey if we are quick we might be able to get you in on a group chat with Cardi and Kylie so you can dazzle them with this hot take.

There are good people on both sides of the heavily child laden table.

Rocky Horror has you covered.

I’m going to spend 90% of my next therapy appointment talking about why my mother didn’t love me enough to give me an entire bowl of jam

#TeachTheControversy

There are millions of child-eating Americans who don’t care what the coastal elites think of their beliefs and lifestyles and just want to be left alone.

Personally I always assumed Cannibal Witch was just doing #sponcon. Like Fit Tea, but with eating children. I am appalled.

You can have my antidepressants when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

I wouldn’t mind the snark if the movie had, like, already been released and turned out to be a turd. But they were shitting on it months ago.

Holy shit, the salt about this movie on this site from both the editorial staff and the commenters is just making me want to watch it more out of spite. I know it’ll probably be disappointing, but it’s still hilarious to see you guys go out of your way to run it down so much.

He has plenty of Bottom Men too.

This Saturday, assuming he makes it that long I have to say goodbye to my sweet bo who I have had for 14 years. He’s at least 17 and it’s time but it sucks.

i feel like i’d get stressed — one time i was high at a giant crawfish boil in new orleans and i got so scared of all the eating work that i just ate ears of corn