Massholes are just northern rednecks. I went to Boston with a friend and her friends that met us there could have come straight out of back home in Alabama.

“I just want to stop feeling like this.” is the phrase that led me to finally go to therapy. I suggest it in this case. It may take a few different appointments, but you can find the right one.

My heart is breaking for this woman and her family.

On the words of Fey and Poehler: “Bitches get shit done. “

First off, this gave me full body goosebumps. Second, your mom is an epic bad ass.

Jesus. As a dude who uses proximity apps and CL to get his jollies, this made my breath catch. Good on you for getting the hell out of there.

Omfg inorite? Or they’re like “They were total babes in the 70's! Look what happened to them!” And I’m like....uh 40 years? 40 years happened to them, asshole.

God is dead and the aliens running this hologram we inhabit are just getting high huffing the fumes of His corpse.

Bring on the goddamned meteors already. Jesus Fucking Christ.

That headline, though. They claimed he was paid 150 million dollars to kill his sister? Syntax, people! Syntax!

Fat dude here, and I look horrible in drag. Willing to make the sacrifice and join you, though!

He has taken off his pants?

Yep. He is incapable of interacting with a reality that is not eager to impress him. 50 years in a bubble will do that.

You should absolutely watch The Hunger.

Marry me.

That dark complected model is the middle of the three pictures together is just gorgeous. White, like yellow gold, was made to be worn by women with more melanin, in my mostly uninformed opinion.

I’ve had a lot of threesomes and some where amazing and some where annoying. I find threesomes with partners can be tricky. I’ve had more than one bout of jealousy end an encounter. Strangers are fun, but coordinating it can be such a hassle. When it works out some times the other two guys aren’t a match. But I am…

Hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE them.

Perhaps he thought they were referring to Aleppo peppers?

I would literally give anything to go there once. Wretched and unsafe and glorious.