/endless screaming

If I get to Hell and it doesn’t look like Times Square, I am going to be genuinely perplexed.

We need to be strong enough to fight it off.

Kids these days. Amirite?

If they were strong enough, they would just fight karma off.

lol. Frankenstein.

Chase me across the Arctic, then! If you dare!

Ugh. Stop laying your shit on those that came before you. Stop being a victim, and sitting in awe of the many ways that the world has let you down. Embrace the futility of it all and go do some bong rips. Or whatever you guys do instead. And tell your friends to vote. Straight ticket Dem. All of them.

“For with my own eyes I saw the Sibyl hanging in a jar at Cumae, and when the boys said to her, ‘Sibyl, what do you want?’ she replied, ‘I want to die.’”

I had not thought of the unicorn hair business as a return to Manic Panic, but it totally is. Just a lot less DIY. And you’re right on the skater pants. They were horrendous and best left in the previous century!

omg, yes! We’ll jam out, then drink Surge and watch My So-Called Life!

OMG. I have dug through the Kinja hell that is this beta to recommend you and respond. I except commiserate praise. ;)

I actually had read about the dominant and recessive theory before, but could not remember the people who authored it. I am going to dig up this book, I believe. Thanks for the recommendation!

It’s charmingly Millenial to forget that your days are numbered as well. ;)

Oh God.

When I start seeing large floral print dresses and crush velvet, I am going to hang myself with a strand of chokers I bought of a vending machine.

With aplomb. That’s how I dare!

Throw down your umbilical noose so I can- climb right back! DURN na nuh NA NA NA NA

She needs to spend big bucks hiring someone to influence her decisions in eyewear. Also, this is patently evil and completely unsurprising.

I’m just over here in my flannel and Doc Martens humming Heart Shaped Box.

They literally crossed out our generation with an X. >.>