I liked it better when you guys were in like middle school and there was a rush to proclaim how you were going to save the world. Heady days, y’all. Heady days.

That’s a great concept! Oftentimes i find it devolves into a bizarre power struggle. I think most people don’t want to hurt others but pushing them to relive the darkest parts of their history. But the temptation to censor is one that most people cannot be trusted to resist.

Surely by now you know we’re all incorrigible hypocrites. Time made us that way. Do what you do, but know at some point you’ll be a hypocrite too. Xer cynicism = best cynicism.

Mmm. Intergenerational conflict. Bring on the Boomers to shake their walkers and the other Millenials to make fun of them with Snapchat filters. As a dedicated Xer, I shall dutifully express my aloofness by rolling my eyes at all of you.

Well. This comment thread is going to be an utter shit show.

I had a very intense work week last week and it stirred up a lot, which led to a rather intense session in therapy. And because I’m raw from all of this, everything is pissing me off. I had made a dinner date with a friend and her husband, and since she has previously gotten pissy about me canceling plans I had go to…

The pull quotes had my in hysterics.

That’s a Xanax face if ever I’ve seen one.

You’re dumb! Also kinda right? I’m a pretty good cook, and painfully vain. So I loooooooove potlucks. That said, I also love Oreos and don’t care that you popped by and grabbed them ten minutes before while I spent the afternoon making something obnoxious but delicious. For gin and tonics in and I’m not going to care…

How do you eat it? With a knife and fork. Beef and avocado are amazing together, and I will not let even Jezebel’s perennial shit-on-everything tone (which I love) take away joy.

Everywhere.

I’m here with the Amateur Sex Lobby. Is be in the Process Sex Lobby, but I have to give it away.

Since I am the exact opposite (never in a relationship, bang all the time) I’d prefer to think she and I are n just different flavors of normal? 😃

Worry not, dear lady. I am an Internet slut andme than happily skew the curve rightward.

And don’t fucking come to Austin.

Sorry. Still don’t see the party where she signed off on being called a bitch. I hate all parties, but hate Kanye the most. You can try to tart this up as much as you want, but this is just awful people making you more awful for watching it. It’s pigs wrestling in sewage and sloshing it everywhere.

I would hate fuck that guy into oblivion, though......

I was out if the grays once. /sniff

It’s almost like there are different standards for liberals and conservatives.

If I were to ever get married I’d want “Each Coming Night” by Iron & Wine. Kinda cheeky pun for a wedding, and it’s appropriately melancholy for my tastes.