You should google Tim Gunn’s thoughts on the Kardashian’s sense of style. I’m basically like “I didn’t know I could love you more Tim Gunn! Let me have your babies even if you reproduce by laying eggs in my brain!”

OMG finally. I have been scrolling through the front page to find a post that is appropriate to allow me to fat man dance about possibly being retrieved from the greys? I dare to dream it to be so! /jiggledancejiggle

I am in generally stanchly opposed to the death penalty. But since my moral code is vastly dog eared and notated with exceptions, I’ll add this to the list. Murder his face off, gummint.

It’s like this yahoo doesn’t even know what gentrification is. I’m sure those residents in the floundering neighborhood would be ecstatic when Obama raised the profile of their neighborhood and then real estate vultures swoop in, drive up rates, and drive out the poors.

I’m a nurse. I wear stain resistant pajamas and comfortable shoes when I work. It is the best!!

Yeah. As a hospital nurse, I can say that the way care is segmented and fractured is difficult. It’s hard to operate in two modes at once, and there is definitely a line between a sort of recuperative model where we’re going to get you back on your feet and out in the world and a palliative model where we’re just…

I watched a 49 second video that was on the local news website. Hideous, hideous crying ensued.

Messy, awful waterworks. I was at that concert, and I have sent my patients to that facility. Such a fantastic show, and such a wonderful facility. I’m glad they could bring her to that poor young woman. Just getting all kinds of cooked up thinking about it.

Yeah. We funded the death squads that murdered a bunch back in South America during the 80's, actually.

Yep. That’s what is killing Austin.

Who is this woman who apparently knows Arabic well enough to know the word “Shahid”, but us so pig ignorant that she thinks anyone speaking Arabic is a terrorist? Geez.

Some times the wrong person makes it out of the Thunderdome.

Look. I’m going to assume you left off Tina Turner because the mere thought of her majesty caused momentary amnesia.

I had a pretty rough run in my 20's, but I gotta say my 30's are fantastic. I’m just more comfortable with myself and so much less comfortable with putting up with people’s bullshit. It’s nice.

Tinder always made me snicker. Way to catch up with us gay dudes when it comes to anonymous fucking by way of technology, you straights.

Ugghhh. I just want a trente iced coffee with three Splenda and three pumps of peppermint. Not terrible. But I have to also say to leave out that noxious classic syrup, and I have to specify the number of pumps (hehhehheh) of peppermint or I end up with a too sweet drink.

Yes. I’d they a like Outrage Style Manual that would help me navigate instances like this.

Please. She’s not slut shaming. I think it is disingenuous to think that people are supposed to be celebrated every time they show the same naked body they’ve shown a dozen times already. Particularly when there is a commercial angle to it. Yes, yes. She’s got tits and ass. Good for her! But Bette’s right. It’s not…

Went to church growing up with a lovely old lady named Ima Raper.

Completely over this show, this franchise, the hype, and GRRM. Please go away. But give us an ice zombie vs dragon battle on the way out.