I flew through there on a perfect day in May, and every single person I had to deal with at AA was truly terrible. Truly, awfully, dismissively terrible. It may have been chaos, but if my experience there (both ways to NYC, though incoming wasn’t as bad as outgoing) then I hope that Andi MacDowell’s “star power”…

I have personally dealt with the customer service personnel at Charlotte. They were horrendous. I was LIVID. Like, I have worked customer service, so I put up with a lot. And they still drove me to the point that I was almost screaming in their faces. They are unspeakably awful to their customers.

Fuck American Airlines, and fuck Charlotte airport, and fuck those jackasses that work for AA at Charlotte. I had a NASTY customer service experience with them the last time I flew. They are literally the worst. I won’t ever fly through that piss poor airport, because I am like to go firebomb those hateful jerks at…

I am a tall chubby fellow, and nothing makes me feel more monstrous than being the top part of a 69. Side by side is eh. If I am the bottom part I just feel like a mattress. Also, I get so little while being blown in that position. I guess while blowing the other dude the nerves in my mouth just take sensory priority?…

Preach. It is patently sexist to hold as woman responsible for her husband’s shortcomings. If Elizabeth Edwards were alive and running would we be talking about John’s fuckitude? If Teresa Heinz ran, would swiftboating start anew?

No. I’m pretty sure we wouldn’t hold a GOP woman responsible for her husband’s actions. Because we’re actually feminists and more the sort of people who disregard feminism to such a point that we reduce it to gotcha-politics.

Um. Elizabeth Warren is quite a bit to the left of Obama on several issues. Also, she doesn’t seem crippled by an overpowering need to make both sides of a debate happy.

Total 14th Gen Caitiff thinking he’s all Hardestaadt the Elder.

I love novel, and will say I thought the DiCaprio film, and portrayal, are superior.

I was/am a huge nerd, so I will reveal that “Final Death” is the term for a vampire’s demise in Vampire: the Masquerade. Seems appropriate to wish upon that clan.

They want to prove how much they have never read the book.

Re: Fassbender and the horse. Apparently horses are aroused when a cock bigger than their own is rubbing against their back.

#worstmonkeys

I am, of course, unfamiliar with the particulars of the their child’s medical history; however, my nephew wears similar glasses, and it is in order to correct a familial issue wherein one of the eyes deviates outward. My aunt has this problem, but of course grew up at a time when these corrective measures were, if…

It’s like the internet is Jupiter, and those three sites are the spinning red eye. Except with fire.

The younger one was upgraded to the superior lizard genetics that will buy her entry into the upper echelons of our hidden reptilian overlords.

I was genuinely upset when I realized that I had misread “denies” as “dies.”

I had the same thought. But it’s Men’s Health, so it’d be weird if the winning model wasn’t buff and largely conforming to mainstream notions of masculine beauty. That said, there seems to be an attractiveness/gender modeling quotient that is required for a trans person to be seen and accepted.

There are few things that make me wish I had smuggled in a machete more than having to watch a show through the screens of the assholes holding up their phones in front of me.

And how about shorter people not keep slithering through general admission, pushing us considerate tall people further and further back. If you want to be up front, then show up early. Like everyone else did. I'm almost at the point where all six and a half feet of my fat ass are gonna be front and center at every…