Swell? I see what you did there.

yes. X10000. Yes.

She probably had an allergic reaction to a non calcium component of a calcium supplement (a binder, dye, filler, whatever) and is now convinced she is allergic to calcium.

Yes. It's hard to get invested in a show when they murder the characters you care about just to be shocking. I can guarantee you that Glenn's witnessing this horrific death will receive about about as much mention later as the other horrific things that have happened. At what point it's this no longer a narrative and…

That is my biggest problem with this show. Most of the time sacrifice means nothing. Maybe that is true in real life as well, but it's depressing and bleak in entertainment.

My brother is a monster, and we have gone through several periods of no communication for years on end. Currently we have not spoken since a particularly awful night in 2008. He called me to inform me which law schools I would be able to apply to (my first life plan was lawyering. Thank God I bombed the LSAT and…

Austin is amazing! And don't worry! It's gentrifying so rapidly that I, as a nurse working 48 hours a week, got priced out of the neighborhood that houses the Metropolis. It's days are numbered. And the city is quite lovely!

I actually lol'ed at this comment.

No. Daylight Saving Time is amazing. I love the long sunny evenings here in in the Austin summer. People whine and moan about that one day they lost one hour. No one seems to remember the soul crushing, eternal night when we flip back to Standard Time in November. DST forever! Down with Standard time!

And if the hospital visits don't work out, I'll just settle for a Starlord\Captain America\Captain Kirk\Thor 4-way. Surely there's a like...charity to bring to life the last wishes of gay dudes with cancer, right? Somewhere out there?

It would be nice if they used whatever was left after winding down expenses to help with the education bills of those freshmen, sophomores, and juniors that are now forced to transfer.

I would say that the vast majority of night shift nurses have horror stories that involve giving their patients Ambien. If I could hands down strike one medication from the formulary, it would be Ambien.

He probably wasn't just on a sleeping pill. He probably had a slew of chemicals in his system. Then again- "going to rehab" is pretty much the first thing rich lawyers have their clients do when there's trouble. They get unfettered access to them, and the mighty wall of HIPAA comes down to protect the client's…

But for real. I am a night shift nurse. I give Ambien out pretty frequently, and I can guaran-goddamn-tee you that if this guy was on something like Ambien, or Lunesta, and did not go to sleep, then he could have easily gone on such a crazed, hallucinogenic rage spree. I've had to fight old ladies, literally…

I have a friend whose ex boyfriend was seriously enormous. Like- 11.5 x 6 or something insane like that. Because the only erect penises he ever saw were in porn he thought his cock was basically average. When his first girlfriend was like "What the holy fuck is that?!" upon seeing it erect for the first time, he…

I am viscerally repulsed by fur. Logically I know that agriculture is just as awful, if not more so. It's hard to be an omnivore and argue that wearing animals that are brutally slaughtered because their fur is soft is somehow worse than eating animals that are brutally slaughtered because their meat is tasty. That…

That Oscar is totally getting cornholed while he does that blow.

Wow. That's a burden to carry.

I want to make other accounts just to rec this again.

Christ. I am going to hell for this.