I have only ever met one celebrity. I waited on Donna Summer in Nashville one summer. She was extremely pleasant, and tipped well. The End.

Just shut up and take my money!

Ernst's warm up: ALL THE BENZODIAZEPINES! ALL OF THEM!

Does tharshe cover her camo toe with a bread bag up thar in fancy Washington?

that simple woman sat on national television just showing off her camo toe. Just right there. Fancy high dollar camo toe on display. Joni Ernst has camo toe.

^^^^This. x10

I have had no contact with my brother for eight years. We have never been close, and he was always the monster under my bed. We have had two other periods of silence but they ended because my dad, who is an only child, guilted me into trying to re-establish a relationship. And it has always been me, the reasonable…

Hopefully he would know that before asking you to marry him.

You just got sparked, son! Now conversate!

Yes. When I left Only Lovers Left Alive, I texted my friend that Charlaine Harris is a prophet and that Tilda Swinton just obliquely came out of the coffin.

And also the most amazing thing that will ever happen to you.

To this day I maintain that Only Lovers Left Alive is actually a cheeky biopic for the eternal, strange, and haunting creature that is Tilda Swinton. Even her name is too made up to be anything other than the stuff of dark faeries.

I was thinking FTM dominatrix specializing in whip play.

If I were the kind of guy that named his penis, it would now be named Meat Force One.

Make your own mayo. Immersion blender, eggs, lemon, mustard, oil. 5 minutes tops.

The Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimpsons!

Only one merman? How droll.

You sexy rascal, you!

I will just say that nuns look like penguins, and I find penguins very sexy. /eyebrow waggling

I am finding the critique of the tone to be kind of telling. There is a slight possibility she was upset in the aftermath this. Several other commenters seem more upset that she did not handle the situation in a hidden manner, but instead asked for help from someone other than friends and close relations.