Also, your random capitalization is weird and offputting.

So....you are for choice and consequences when it allows you to feel smug when people bemoan having to deal with the consequences of an action you judge have been foolish. Yet you also feel smug and judgmental when someone, even someone who may have done a dumb thing, asks people to freely choose to help them out of a…

So- from now on, whenever the subject of the friend zone comes up, I am going channel the indifference the men who dismissed the catcalling video. I never get put in the friend zone by women (never mind that I am gay), so it either doesn't happen or isn't that big a deal. Try it in your mysoginost acquaintances. Watch…

Yep. Much like most things about Austin's governance , transportation is a shit show.

So she asked for help, and you don't agree she deserves it. You want to see punished, because she made a dumb error that cost her almost 400 dollars that she doesn't have. That's real compassionate. Bet it makes you feel great.

Man. This must be heaven for a certain kind of judgmental personality type. I have already said I got screwed, but accept that it is the consequences. I DEEPLY disapprove of this business practice. I am going to advocate to have it changed by contacting my councilman. That is my right. Furthermore there are…

Yep. Austin has a notorious problem with cabs. There are about 1100 for a party town of about 1 million. They won't drive out of downtown between the hours of about 1 a.m. and 4 a.m, so they can flip fares and make more money. They won't take you if you're too intoxicated. Except, of course, if you're a woman and…

Smart phones should come with a breathalyzer. they got me for 72 dollars. I am sure i had to type in the surge pricing. I'm also sure I was very drunk. That's fine. All of these people who are happy to feel smug with a "Well- she knew what she was getting into." comment, are right. I guess I did, and I'm an…

Yup. I paid 72 dollars to go less than 2 miles on Halloween. I was incredibly drunk, so I'm surprised I managed to even key in the acceptance of the surge pricing. That's fine, Uber. Enjoy that money. It's the last you'll see from me.

The same thing actually happened with my grandpa, too. My mom's dad. This was back in 1997 when all internet was teh dial-ups (I AM AN OLD!). My family called until they broke through, and I was told my grandpa was taken to the hospital. It was kind of late at night, and they said he was stable so I figured I…

It's super tasteless, but that's Halloween for you. Also- humor is how we deal with terrifying matters. I guess someone thought this was funny and could turn a buck? At 6'6" and way too many pounds, though, I have to wonder if they have it in my size! I would totally go as an ironic sexy Ebola nurse.

Ugh! I hate this mind-reading crap. Women get blamed for it a lot, but men do it just as often. So- she's obviously discussed this problem with him, which is how she knows that he feels she doesn't follow when he tries to lead. So instead of talking this out (say- he tries to take the initiative, she follows and…

Thanks. It's been 19 years this year, so the pain of it has faded. But I appreciate your kindness. :)

Despite some strange personal experiences (perhaps because of?) I am a dyed in the wool skeptic. And this story gave me the fucking chills. Jesus Christ.

I have a second spooky story. I used to be much more involved in religion than I currently am. There was this youth camp that my church would take us to for some kind of youth revival every autumn. It was out in the woods, but rather pretty in a sort of retro way. The third night of the revival we were gathered in…

The night my mother died I was at an honor band. Dinner break was at 6, and with traffic we got to Burger King around 6:15. She died of a massive heart attack driving herself to the hospital at approximately 6:30, which was when I was getting a drink from the fountain machine. I remember hearing "JACOB!", as if…

well...You do understand that the voice originates in the vocal cords and not like...the belly, right?

Apparently there is a remake coming. There us no way it will be as good without Reba!

They're all laughing now, but soon.... Soon...

Your opinion is dumb. Pecan rulez!!