Ah yes, those damn Millennial assholes, like Jane Austen, F Scott Fitzgerald and Charles Dickens.

There is one! It’s only the Steamed Hams part, but better than nothing.

The only way it could be more amateurish is if he’d bought short-dated out-of-the-money call options shortly before the announcement. (See Matt Levine’s Money Stuff newsletter passim).

[MINIGAME IN WHICH BY PRESSING BOTH TRIGGERS AND ALL SHOULDER BUTTONS FOR VARYING LENGTHS OF TIME, THE PLAYER CAN COMMENT USING KINJA. MINIGAME FAILS.]

Sean twirling an imaginary moustache at the end is brilliant.

Spoilers - it’s called “Radial Velocities In The Zodiacal Dust Cloud” and it’s about Brian May doing his astrophysics PhD thesis.

Clearly Kotaku has been infiltrated by a Breen secret agent. We must do all we can to stop it!

‘The most popular number of times people listen to Trout Mask Replica is “once”, followed by “a quarter”’

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But it’s all fine though

John Carpenter’s The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover & The Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy’s Time Traveller’s Wife’s Bodyguard - Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire

Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho.

Oh that’s easy. In capitalism, man exploits man. In communism, it’s the other way around. (old Soviet joke)

Head Priest of Cult: “Who are you talking to?”

I will not stand for this Last Crusade denialism!

That might cause more damage to the C5 than the computer.

They deserved to lose for incorrectly pluralising “platypus”.

There’s a moose loose aboot this hoose!

All those unpaired single quotes are making me twitch. Syntax errors for days.