Oh man, that takes me back.

The Irma Luhrman-Merman murder
Turned the bird’s word lurid
The whir and the purr of a twirler girl
She would the world were demurer
The insurer’s allure for valor were pure Kari Wuhrer

Dear Sir,

Please just Put It On A Plate

Futurama? It’s how Zoidberg pronounces it.

The last time that happened, things didn’t go well...

When do we get the baconated grapefruit?

Not telling him would delay the public announcement of the winners - the committee want the winners to find out from them, not from being rung up by hundreds of journalists. This actually happened last week with the Physics prize: they couldn’t get hold of one of the winners so had to delay the announcement until…

I saw a very compelling documentary series about this some years ago:

Given his stunt yesterday, him taking out a Secret Service agent seems about as likely.

Ultra-low budget Knight Rider. If Torch can drive the Changli onto or off the truck while it’s moving, so much the better.

Of course they’re chipper: they get to keep the Emmy! (I assume that’s how it works).

Is...is this it? This is a new low even for slideshows (top tip - view on a phone or portrait oriented tablet, or make browser window narrow. This forces the slideshow to go into single page mode). “37 mostly context-free pictures hastily slapped together with barely any writing to explain why the author thought they…

Is that what gets served at Japanese embassy parties instead of Ferrero Rocher?

JOAN HICKSON OR GTFO

The # (hash) symbol and the ♯ (sharp) symbol are distinct characters in Unicode. Except if you’re talking about the programming language C# (pronounced C sharp but spelt C hash)

“Sign it to Melllvar. ‘Melllvar’ has 3 L’s.”

Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!