That moment when your brain can’t decide if it should be angry or impressed.

Mandatory

“It’s finally here! Kids, go to bed.”

You can actually pinpoint the moment his heart rips in two

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

#tbt

Since it seems Kratz’s catching career is petering out, perhaps it’s time for him to go the Dan Johnson route and stay on the mound for good.

Roses are red

In New York, it’s already been insufferable.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

This is a great song and video. I love Beck and Deadspin and murdering Tofu. These are so crucial to my personal brand.

Pardon?

“Hey! What are you doing!? Let go of me!”

I am goose. Life is eagle.

Mets beat the Yankees in the 2000 World Series. Not even close.

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

For the Warriors fans planning on making the trip to flyover country for games 3 and 4 (and game 6 if necessary hahahaha who am I kidding I’m going to go drink) please check out this video showing some of the highlights of Cleveland:

Where's Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie by Mabel Syrup?