A client of mine are Orthodox; they also always have food at meetings. Every time I make a beeline for that pickle plate like a gentile posessed.

Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time.

It was a great poor-college-kid activity. You could buy like 20 albums for $40 bucks, and still have money for beer.

Multiple people can simultaneously enjoy a boat. One person can enjoy a horse (unless said horse is being bet upon). QED.

NJ needs our own “bugs sawing off and floating away” GIF, except with Hudson and Bergen counties.

My old job had me in front of a lot of BA’s for various BOE’s across NJ. They were almost all universally pricks. I was screamed at by no less than two of them.

Marcella Hazan has the BEST simple tomato sauce recipe:

In my house we watched the seinfeld netflix special and the Coen’s burn after reading; and ate falafel; and spent the night laughing instead of listening to gruden wax poetic about sean lee’s pass rush.

Endy “The Catch” Chavez! Watching that game in college, in the dorm media room and we all LOST OUR SHIT

“Mostly Harmless”

Why oh why don’t these multi billion dollar stadia have easily accessible sideline restrooms for players and coaches!?

In northern NJ, there’s a little joint called Rutt’s Hut that cooks their famous “rippers” where they deep fry the hot dogs till they burst open. They will kill you, but good lord are they delicious.

Per “The internet”, I tried it with a stubborn wart on my thumb once, all it did was make it wet and VERY painful, I wound up getting the dr. scholls freeze-thingy, it was gone in a week.

This is a great primer! For further reading I highly recommend David Foster Wallace’s excellent (and concise!) guide to all things tennis Infinite Jest.

Ouch! That’s a rotator cuff, his career’s over!

Todd Pratt. And/or Turk Wendell.

As an architect who graduated in 2009 I very much enjoy this analogy.

This is the sense that no one is talking. They expected to contend, and didn’t, and have these giant contracts coming off the books. Easier to unload now to teams in the hunt than dealing with it in the offseason!