My Dad still has blisters on his fingers from assembling my K’nex roller coaster. But oh lord was that thing fun.

Curses! I’m going up to Canada Friday morning... until then I’m stuck in light pollution central known as north east Jersey. Damn!

Crim in concert was one of the best shows I’ve ever seen; even though Fripp hid behind his amps the entire time.

I’m sorry but that is not a Sloppy Joe, that is a Manwich... which is disgusting leftover high school cafeteria food. A TRUE Sloppy Joe is a triple-decker with soft rye, swiss cheese, turkey, ham, and cole slaw, cut in quarters. Some use roast beef instead of the ham, to each their own.

I haven’t laughed this hard at anything in a long time. The rest of my open office now thinks I’m crazy

I was at the game and Colon looked extremely sharp. He took a 1 run game into the 9th when he was pulled. He even turned two double plays on quick come-backers, and got some glove on a line drive way over his head. Gotta love this guy, he’s cool as a cucumber throughout the game even after rollins’ monster homer.

Oliver Perez

Turk now owns a 200 acre hunting and fishing camp in colorado, Wykota Ranch.

“I will pull this car over RIGHT NOW”

Rugs:

Came here for Norwegian captions, was not disappointed. APPELSINJUICE! (which is apparently Orange Juice?)

Came here for some classy Magary HOT TAKES, saw it was a Deadcast, left disappointed.

Still, though.

We used to go to the warehouses in PA and do a rogue “Display” in my friend’s backyard for his family and neighbors. This lasted for 3-4 years in high school. One year we had a big box full of these “utter chaos” little things that you’d light and they would spin and then zip into the air. Except our friend lit one…

Plus one million for the Bottle Rocket GIF.

My date didn’t tell her father she was going to mine, her father called furious during the “cocktail” hour, then he came and picked her up before dinner was served. Not my best night.

Its great that this works with both Farmers and Nationwide. And that now they’re both jammed inside my skull.

Don’t you stop short with my wife!

Only one I’ve ever done was Loser by Beck. The words on the screen said “Sooooo Open the Door” which made me laugh midway through. I nailed the verses though which was great. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey... I would also like to try Hollywood Freaks at some point.

The club my parents belonged to up until a few years back was great - laid back, somewhat formal (i.e. no jeans in the clubhouse, etc.) and everyone was very friendly. All that came to an end when I (a mediocre golfer at best, a duffing idiot at worst) sliced a ball into someone’s pool adjoining the course. Nothing…