Rugs:

Came here for Norwegian captions, was not disappointed. APPELSINJUICE! (which is apparently Orange Juice?)

Came here for some classy Magary HOT TAKES, saw it was a Deadcast, left disappointed.

Still, though.

We used to go to the warehouses in PA and do a rogue “Display” in my friend’s backyard for his family and neighbors. This lasted for 3-4 years in high school. One year we had a big box full of these “utter chaos” little things that you’d light and they would spin and then zip into the air. Except our friend lit one…

Plus one million for the Bottle Rocket GIF.

My date didn’t tell her father she was going to mine, her father called furious during the “cocktail” hour, then he came and picked her up before dinner was served. Not my best night.

Its great that this works with both Farmers and Nationwide. And that now they’re both jammed inside my skull.

Don’t you stop short with my wife!

Only one I’ve ever done was Loser by Beck. The words on the screen said “Sooooo Open the Door” which made me laugh midway through. I nailed the verses though which was great. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey... I would also like to try Hollywood Freaks at some point.

The club my parents belonged to up until a few years back was great - laid back, somewhat formal (i.e. no jeans in the clubhouse, etc.) and everyone was very friendly. All that came to an end when I (a mediocre golfer at best, a duffing idiot at worst) sliced a ball into someone’s pool adjoining the course. Nothing…

#9 makes damn good chili. One bottle per pound of meat.

Not in Utica no, its more of an Albany expression.

I like our dyson (tall floor one) a lot, but I got it for free. Would I pay for one? Probably not. Its loud as heck on full blast and doesn’t actually circulate air very well.

I like our dyson (tall floor one) a lot, but I got it for free. Would I pay for one? Probably not. Its loud as heck…

also no sane person makes their mimosas with champagne. Prosecco all the way.

Been seeing a therapist for about a year, twice to three times in a month. It has helped me so immensely, with everything from my relationship to my career, I don't know why I didn't do it sooner.

Even the girl delivering beers is amazed.

Carlos Beltran striking out looking on Adam Wainwright’s 3-2 curveball, in game 7 of the 2006 NLCS. Yes, I know Molina’s HR technically put them ahead but the Mets had bases loaded and a rally going. I remember my heart dropping to my shoes and thinking that no one would remember Endy’s amazing catch.