Sorry. I will always recline my seat. Thanks!

I signed up for a Google account (even though I generally don't like Google and have avoided it for years) simply to subscribe to this guy's channel. His videos are amazing. I have no survivalist bone in my body, and on the surface it seems like his videos cater to that. But it's more of a living experiment in…

Two weeks ago, I was sitting on a porch with my 11 year-old daughter simply enjoying the weather. She broke the seven-minute silence by saying, “You know Cespedes is leading the league in slugging percentage.”

My understanding is, those are terrible for septic systems and are causing huge problems in cities. Which is a bummer, because they’d seem to scratch all the right itches here (so to speak).

CSI: Neverland

Peter Pan is kind of a dipshit in that movie. Tell me this isn’t a punchable face. He’s the fairytale Jimmy Clausen.

Federal scientist here. The raw data we collect has to go through a time-consuming check/approval process before it’s fit for public consumption because people rely on that data for recreation/agriculture/infrastructure/construction. Our data is also collected and transmitted via telemetry, which like NASA’s, isn’t…

Zip drive?!?! ZIP DRIVE?!?!?!

If I had to guess who now holds all of the Redskins medical records, it would be RG3.

You are missing out, mate.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

A joke that MOST people who read it didn’t get. So...is it really everyone else’s fault? Or did the joke just get written poorly, and not land?

I can’t go to my job wearing a horsemask.

Sometimes the owners need to get owned, too.

There are two things about Sanders’ rhetoric lately that are really frustrating me and both center around the fact that he has openly talked about not being a Democrat and only running as a Democrat because it allows him to reach a broader base than running as an independent:

The really pathetic part of this whole thing is Sanders (and his supporters) railing against Clinton for taking soft money, when he’s doing the essentially the same thing by only using the Democratic party when it’s most beneficial to him as a politician. He could afford to run independently for Senator from Vermont,…

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Yeah, and you bet on them. I’ll cheer louder for mites on ice with five bucks on the line than I will for an NHL game.

I am more impressed that he can hit a golf ball with a baseball.