Dude. Wow. Happy Gilmore - go watch it. How old are you, by the way? I’m guessing so young that I’ll feel bad.

Boomer Esiason stirred some shit

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

“This is exactly the mobile game from Nintendo we wanted!” -Said no one ever

Well, they have a bye next week, but it’s Kirk Cousins, so he still may find a way.

Speaking of mascots, the Blue Jackets mascot? A yellow jacket painted green...

the Columbus Blue Jackets are now 0-8-0, setting the record for the longest pointless streak...

I thought a sucker punch is one you don’t see coming? In other words, a dirty punch you can’t defend against. The Giants fan saw the punch coming all the way from the time the arm was cocked.

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

“... going out of your way...”

Learning something about a subject you find interesting when you’re on a commute or cleaning the bathroom? It’s pretty logical, honestly.

No joke here, but it would be incredible if this entire thing fell apart over a response in an AMA.

many places have minimums as well. as well as the catch-all driving unsafe for conditions, which driving 20 under could be considered.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Looks fairly obviously intentional on the video to me.

I’m surprised that the asshole driver even stopped.

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!