So, basically, what you’re saying is you didn’t read the article at all?

Almost same here. My diet is plant based, therefore very green and lean, but I love my beers. I cut back for two days, it starts to disappear. I have a fun weekend, or week for that matter, it comes back. Stupid beer.

Prediction: The two Simmons’ gesturing wildly in unison on the related stories is going to give someone a seizure.

Russia Today.

Yep, more than half the names here show the names ending in “n” trend is alive and well.

Just when I thought I'd seen every possible ingredient in craft beer, now you're telling me there's Kale in Western Hockey League Bantam Draft?

YES. I tried to attach an image (Raiden with the visible electricity what-have-ya) but it wouldn't work. Really frustrating. Regardless, MORTAL KOMBATTTTTT

Raiden?

“Kaeden, get over here!”

Fuck you, Jaxon

Maybe they’re keeping the ice cream in the freezer that long just for you. You really should visit more often, you know?

The “OMG! Spaz” line is absolutely my favorite. New England: Where you can find guys who talk like 13 year old girls.

16 is legal, right?

He’s joking about fucking Tom by inflating them. He will actually be doing the opposite. That’s 100% obvious, dude.

12/10/2014 19:55:42 EST Bird (603) 321-xxxx John Jastremski (508) 958-xxxx Im sure tom put my fresh new uggs in my locker

Hm. Only 4 days after the draft.

I’m not a fan of rimmed glasses of any sort as it is messy while drinking, and a pain in the ass to get it done ahead of time. So, if you are missing that sweetness in a sidecar, add ~1/2 to 1 teaspoon of simple sugar and go about your business. I’m a fan of my sidecars without the sugar, but it does add that little…

I have a big needle for u this week

McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

Tip I’ve learned in juicing lemons; cut lemons into wedges, squeeze as much juice as you can out of them, and then put the whole juiced lemons in the drink. After you've shaken the drink, strain it ( but not with a fine mesh strainer). Not only do you get more lemon juice from less lemons, you also get the lemon oil…