Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Manny got his later.

I agree that putting numbers in place of letters is a stupid trend. I can’t even figure out what word “49ers” is supposed to be.

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Neither would his teammates, apparently.

Jesus, no. That’s the Tampa Bay jersey. While they are synonymous, they aren’t even spelled the same.

That’s not how any of that works, that’s not how any of that works at all!

I don't think you know how slander works.

If he does, he needs to sing it in his Scruffy or Roberto the Insane Robot voice.

Write. Redskins number won dumb fans irregardless that sum of best school systems is in DC area (Montgumery County, Arlington, etc.). Yet Detroit, witch has no money, is more good? Oakland has black whole and they are smarter? Bengals fans eat poo chili and make less mistakes online? Know, I don’t think so. List is…

I hope they still do the condiment race, live tweet it, and announce a winner.

Man, that’s just fucking eerie.

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

Yoga pants of the future, mate! Yoga pants of the future... (women say they are comfortable)

Even more troubling is that if Pizza Boli’s is closed, I don’t see how any runs will be produced in the stadium today.

My heart aches as I see this. Probably because I’ve eaten too much Pizza Boli’s.

Serious question: will batters still get walk-up music? Pitchers get warm-up music?

Man, that Vegas game takes me back. I had to run Focus Tests on this game... and it was just terrible. It was clear that it had no idea what it actually wanted to be. It was like a gigantic collection of mini-games (none of which were very fun to play)... It was like someone playing GTA IV and deciding, “What if we…